People out there fighting over ass-wipes and shampoos
While claiming this is just a ruse
Nurses and doctors straining and victims barely breathing
News reports are scarcely informing
Schools and businesses refraining to fill their seats
Patients and families struggling to keep
but hey, we’re doing great!
Essential workers at their wits end,
The stay at home order to be extended
Now they’re refusing to wear their masks
Now all that’s waiting or them is a long wooden cask
because Karen and Becky need their eyebrows done
All the while claiming to be social distancing, but we’ll beat this in the long run
Our leader has applauded this,
For he likes his followers, armed and pissed
With the gall to threaten our first responders and state governors, with guns and attitude
But with refusal to accept that he’s screwed
But, hey, we’re doing great aren’t we?
Parents and students working and learning from home,
The dog thinks you quit, while the cat is judging you quietly,from over there
It’s been sixty days, I need a shower, where the fuck is my comb?
We’re. Doing. Great.